Oscar Wilde on temptation:
“…I can resist anything but temptation.”
To which the Old Farmer’s Almanac replied:
“Don’t worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older it starts avoiding you.”
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Tempt your friends
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To the citizens of the United States of America :
In light of your failure to elect a competent
President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately.
…for those who are sick of those stupid apps and shite
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spread it
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We are finally able to go to the final frontier. Sir Richard Branson, President and Founder of the Virgin Group announced the establishment of Virgle, a joint venture between Virgin and Google to put the first human settlement on Mars.
Because I send too many emails. I send about 300 emails a day to friends, just for the heck of it. And when I’m really, really bored, I send about 780 emails. In 2 hours. Whilst sending 426 text messages. People must be really busy, because I never get a reply.
…is advice I wold not take, not even after a heavy night of drinking and magic mushrooms. Sure, you’d get closure, but the sort that comes after the stitches has healed. It also the stupidest book title this year. Actually, it’s official title is the “oddest book” in The Bookseller trade magazine’s competition. If you think I made this up, I did not. Here’s proof (although I am not sure why I need to justify myself):
The runner up in this competition had an equally intriguing, if somewhat disturbingly titillating title:
…this mirror will be right perfect for you.
The 360 mirror will allow your vain self to look at yourself from all angles.
I foresee many creative uses for this little devil…
(actually, if you look at the reflections, they make absolutely no sense)
Sort-of related: Tetris mirror
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Spotted in Putney, London. There’s a surprise waiting for you inside.
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Swedish designers Smånsk sure didn’t think so. So they came up with the Skew bookcase.
image by Tonsils
Some places are just ruder than others. And here at TWOM, we’ve just discovered, using Google maps, some of the “dirtiest” places in the world. Come on in and see what and where they are, and the number one rude place that sparked the whole thing.
Some entrepreneurial start-ups are extremely innovative when it comes to naming, like in this post.
I just love when people take something we recognise and turn into something completely different.
And I especially like these cakes.
Remember the Japanese man who called the police from the same police station he’d broken into to steal a girlie poster (read it here)? Not long after that happened, another dumb crook does something equally dumb.
