The World Of M

…for those who are sick of those stupid apps and shite

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Remember the Japanese man who called the police from the same police station he’d broken into to steal a girlie poster (read it here)? Not long after that happened, another dumb crook does something equally dumb.

I think males already do spend more time in front of the mirror and more money on cosmetics than women nowadays. But thanks to this mirror, I shall outdo my partner, with great ease, in the spending-time-in-front-mirror event.

Related:
Do you even remember Atari?
Mario retrocool
Mario table
Thanks to Gearfuse
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…I implied that being mediocre ain’t that bad but both Micro and Hoo won’t listen and continued to pull each others’ hair so I posted a couple of really funny spoofs here and here. I also posted a poem I wrote light years ago but Ozzy Osbourne didn’t give a ****.

In most cases, they certainly are white - or with a tint of blue, if you must get technical. But what if it had a spectrum?

Last month, Roy Scheider, the guy from Jaws and Seaquest, passed away.
This following Heath Ledger’s death. This I find really strange, because famous people from the same groups usually die at roughly the same time - usually in pairs. Remember when Princess Diana died? That was roughly the same time as Mother Teresa’s death.

I managed to quickly snap a pic of this milk van this morning when in traffic. Remember when milk vans used to be square, white vans? And then the milk bicycles before that? It’s nice to see how things have move on. I just can’t help what they’ll look like in 2130. Or the ice-cream [...]

It’s called Governmentium:
“A new element has been discovered, it consists of one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, held together by forces called morons.”

This cannot be good publicity for a product. Then again, imagine the PR this has already generated.
Click to see where it was spotted.
Then tell your friends about it.
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More aliens were said to be lurking nearby. You are requested to be on full alert at all times. Suspect creatures look something like these:

View the full wanted list here.
Warn all your other friends and your part of the world by using the buttons below.
Thanks, kikiroki
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Faithful readers,
I am finally back to my beloved blog and I have missed you all. I have been very busy preparing for various tasks that are to be carried out within the next few months, which is why I have (unintentionally) hung you guys to dry for those couple of weeks since my last post. [...]

Warthog gambles.
Warthog bankrupts.
Warthog sues bookie.

The lady ain’t falling for that, is she?
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Go watch this video first (link opens new window).

Then come back and see how I count money here.
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With the launch of the new look TWOM, I have decided to hold the this special event to acknowledge the contributions made to this (very young) blog.
In no particular the categories and the winners are:
1. First blogroll mention: Repeatthesoundingjoy
Special thanks goes to repeatthesoundingjoy not only for being the first blogroll mention, but the first mention [...]