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“You’re not that special. Just one of many.”

(image by TSBAGO…and HI!)
Undoubtedly if you’re a job seeker, you’d have heard many rejection excuses that in the end boil down to those few words – just less harsh.
The Darwinian efforts of brands struggling for consumers’ attention and products for shelf space closely mirror what’s going in the [...]

These are your favourite links this month at TWOM. Images link to post.
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Today’s Daily Waffle is dedicated to the latter, which we’re sure you’d agree makes a more interesting read.

If anyone is feeling charitable, please buy this guy a Robbing for Idiots book.
This woman gives new meaning to the word upskirt.
You’d think that a criminal wouldn’t be stupid enough to run into a police station to get [...]

I cannot believe what I saw just now.
Reading an authoritative publication marketing, I came across this:


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The title may sound serious, but believe us, it’s anything but
Recently we posted an entry about what not to say when applying for a job, so to follow up, here some stuff themed around working and office life.

“Call centre manager” is boring and not attention catching, “chatty zombie pack leader” is. More classic job descriptions.
“Dear [...]

So more news from Singapore. First we spotted the affordable slut (ironically, I thought they were free), then the armpit sniffing psycho who is now in the sing-sing, and now we’ve discovered perhaps the first ever Batman-Suparman hybrid ever. We have reasons to believe this joker may be an imposter. He has no underwear on [...]

One of the funniest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Couldn’t stop laughing. Click on image to visit link.

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This is a real, undoctored photograph of a unicorn discovered in Italy.
Ahem. This, is a real undoctored photograph of a deer born in Italy with weird genetic mutation, leaving it with only one horn when its twin has two, Like all normal deer. This fella has been nicknamed ‘Unicorn’.
It is unsure how many of such [...]

THIS IS SPARTA! and it’s gay! Hilarious.
Like a chinese rapper and women drivers (GASP!), these guys just aren’t meant to do these parts

Like spoofs? Here’s more.

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What do you get when you cross watermelons, sex, eggs and lawsuits? You get to today’s Daily Waffle!

Watermelon sells for more Y650,000/£3,000/$6,000. It’d better be seedless!
How British are you in bed? Apparently, I’m Swedish and I have no inhibitions. Take the quiz and let us know how you fared. There’s a marketing case study for [...]

It took me a while to realise this, but I have only discovered that blogging need not be as time-consuming as it was for me. I enjoy posting things up because, looking at my stats, I know that the few people who do read my blog actually enjoy the variety of stuff I post and [...]

Wannabes are great.
There can only be so many trendsetters in the world. Given that there is approximately 10 trendsetters for every million people and there are six billion Earthlings, my math teacher would say that there can only be 60,000 trendsetters. That would mean that there are still almost five and a half billion (I [...]

…for those who are sick of those stupid apps and shite


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Remember the Japanese man who called the police from the same police station he’d broken into to steal a girlie poster (read it here)? Not long after that happened, another dumb crook does something equally dumb.

I think males already do spend more time in front of the mirror and more money on cosmetics than women nowadays. But thanks to this mirror, I shall outdo my partner, with great ease, in the spending-time-in-front-mirror event.

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