Audi and Beemer pulls hair, Subaru pulls both their ears, Bentley comes in and makes them their bitches!

April 28, 2009 in Ads cetera, Engine room, Funny signs
Tags: audi, bentley, bmw, cars, m3, rs4, subaru, wrx

Freckly faced Audi come in with pigtails, sees BMW, and sticks out her tongue.
BMW, with her beret and larger build, throws her lollipop onto the ground and flicks Audi.
A fight ensues.
Both juvees pull each others’ hair.
Playing in a nearby sandbox is our Asian weird-girl with a huge ass, thick glasses and braces (a good heart [...]

Me and my Supercar

February 26, 2008 in Engine room
Tags: bugatti, ferrari, giants, legoland, london, p50, peel, trident

One day, when I’m wealthy enough, I would have a fairly large house in an ultra-large piece of land. It’s going to have a glass tower on a cliff, overlooking the city, a river flowing around and through the main building, a cinema, you know what I mean, all the boys toys that money can [...]

The top 9 Greenest cars in America are…

February 26, 2008 in Engine room
Tags: green, gx2, honda, lexus, mini, prius, toyota

…actually Japanese.

Honda Civic GX
Toyota Prius
Honda Civic Hybrid
Smart ForTwo
Toyota Yaris
Nissan Altima Hybrid
Toyota Corolla
Mini Cooper / Clubman
Ford Focus
Toyota Camry Hybrid
Honda Civic
Honda Fit

And the Mini got lost, the Smart was tucked in someone’s pocket and was left at JFK, and the Ford is just a damn copycat, showing up and doing what everyone else does (yep, it ain’t [...]