The World Of M

To the citizens of the United States of America :
In light of your failure to elect a competent
President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately.

We are finally able to go to the final frontier. Sir Richard Branson, President and Founder of the Virgin Group announced the establishment of Virgle, a joint venture between Virgin and Google to put the first human settlement on Mars.

Because I send too many emails. I send about 300 emails a day to friends, just for the heck of it. And when I’m really, really bored, I send about 780 emails. In 2 hours. Whilst sending 426 text messages. People must be really busy, because I never get a reply.

…is advice I wold not take, not even after a heavy night of drinking and magic mushrooms. Sure, you’d get closure, but the sort that comes after the stitches has healed. It also the stupidest book title this year. Actually, it’s official title is the “oddest book” in The Bookseller trade magazine’s competition. If you [...]

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Some places are just ruder than others. And here at TWOM, we’ve just discovered, using Google maps, some of the “dirtiest” places in the world. Come on in and see what and where they are, and the number one rude place that sparked the whole thing.

Some entrepreneurial start-ups are extremely innovative when it comes to naming, like in this post.

Vending machines have come a long way since they were first invented. Now vending machines vend anything from rice to sneakers to coffee beans. I would have loved to be in that era when you can buy your own meals, like in the video. Nonetheless, I am in my era and I have some great [...]

This, my friends, is a Spongebob rectal tester. Why, God, WHY?

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The definitive list of the best and grossest candy in the world - some of which I’ve had the pleasure of putting in my mouth, and some I’ve just come across on the ‘net. If you’ve come across any unusual ones that are not mentioned here, let us know!
Now check out [...]

Looks like we may have to stop making fun of the farm animals and their farts (ha ha). Their farts - ahem, flatulence - has been proven to kill.

That’s what you’d get if you had this Godzilla of a sound system at home. Yes, this is in someone’s home. Or a warehouse on his yard. Check out the madness:

Ok ladies (and some gentlemen), if you cycle, and you have about four thousand bucks that you have absolutely no idea what to do with, you can post it to me will to love this:
You can now buy a Gucci bicycle - Guccicycle. Only information available at time of writing is that it’s going to [...]

We Japanese sure are a weird bunch. we do the weirdest things in the world and then invent ways to make them even weirder.
Last week, I posted an entry about this guy who stole women’s boots from health club lockers and this week an old guy steals from the police.

Here’s proof that the KKK has at least one branch in Europe and are diversifying their interests

In Museo Principe Felipe, Spain. Thanks, g.naharro.
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Last week a man from the Japanese city of Fukuoka (that Foo-coo-oh-ka, folks) was caught stealing this woman’s boots from a dressing room of a sports club, which are usually left outside the lockers as they are too big to fit inside.