Posts Tagged ‘microsoft’
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What do you get when you cross watermelons, sex, eggs and lawsuits? You get to today’s Daily Waffle!
Watermelon sells for more Y650,000/£3,000/$6,000. It’d better be seedless!
How British are you in bed? Apparently, I’m Swedish and I have no inhibitions. Take the quiz and let us know how you fared. There’s a marketing case study for [...]
Facebook, MySpace, Hi5, Bebo, Friendster, Second Life, LiveSpaces etc etc etc etc
How many of you have an account on ALL of them?
How many of you log in everyday? Or several times a day?
How many used to log in several times a day, commenting on photos, poking people, hugging, slapping, kicking, racing, feeding….and now only log [...]
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…I implied that being mediocre ain’t that bad but both Micro and Hoo won’t listen and continued to pull each others’ hair so I posted a couple of really funny spoofs here and here. I also posted a poem I wrote light years ago but Ozzy Osbourne didn’t give a ****.
Again, this was taken when I was stuck in traffic. People ask me, “how do you get these things”. I haven’t got a trick really, just open your eyes and don’t accept the face value of things. Remember, there are two sides of a coin. Anyway, what’s funny about this company, is that if you [...]
Remember Murphy’s law? Anything that can screw up, will. Especially computers.
And we all know how just how reliable Microsoft is, right?
It’s not just Microsoft though…so long as it’s a computer, it will find a way, when you’re least expecting it, to kick you in the nether region (regardless of gender) and laugh in your face.
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Apparently in Europe the PS3 will take over the XBox 360 this summer and in France and Spain, it already has. But nothing compares when we’re told that Wii whoops both their bums, by outselling
the PS3 4 to 1! This ration was 3 to 1 in January and Xbox only managed to sell less [...]
I am pretty - I am pretty iconoclastic and cynical, but somehow I don’t seem to mind Google that much, although it is a behemoth growing at the speed of light. In fact, I use MANY of their web apps, which I find to be very handy, and because they’re not as “pretty” as physical [...]
The world will soon bow down to awesome might of Tesco (and/or Wal-Mart, too, my American counterparts). Tesco, as we all know, expands their business like crazy, like a plague! Recently, like bunnies on Viagra, they’ve introduced more virus into the marketplace. First car insurance comparison website - because their car insurance is quite well [...]
Everyone’s going mad and clambering for a piece of that sexy-ass Yahoo! Always the gentle giant, it’s now stirring up trouble by going to Microsoft rivals, asking Gates for more money and throwing urine snowballs at Vista programmers, prompting a snap comeback from the masters of the computing universe:
“MICROSOFT WON’T RAISE OFFER FOR YAHOO! - [...]
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Let’s do a quick and interesting experiment.
Those of you who doesn’t know what an iPod is, hands up.
Now, go jump off a cliff/tree/building/motorway/bridge near you.
Told you that was quick, didn’t I?
Now, to those remaining, have you ever wondered where Apple got the name iPod from? It’s a name, or word, so synonymous with [...]
