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I recently posted an entry about things getting thinner to the point they were barely visible. Now that the Macbook Air is out, people with limited handbag – and manbag – space are clambering to get their hands on the overpriced and underspecified but ohmygoditssosexygimmegimme MacBook Air, here’s one reason why you should not buy it: the MacBook Helium.
The MacBook air has received the multi-touch, which I really like but OhGizmo thinks as disappointing for its price. But whatever new treatment it gets, it still won’t beat my MacBook Helium! ;)
Okay, maybe the title of this entry wasn’t very convincing, but you will agree after reading this post. You’ll see the logic. First of all, it’s very hard to get people to visit your blog. Why? There are tonnes of blogs out there that are more interesting than reading about how you broke your fingernail or you woke up last night in front of the bin outside the home of a Thai ladyboy. There are also lots of other things to do on the internet like downloading pornographic images. I don’t even know if people are reading my blog. However, there’s a clear reason why. I am neither a geek nor a babe. Yep, I don’t know so much about something I could charge USD300 for a book I wrote on the loo on the train to Eastern Europe for a “fun weekend” and neither am I so hot that even with my clothes on I can fog up windscreens in summer. You can either be butt ugly but terribly good at oh I don’t know – application of quantum physics in a wok. Or you can be so breathtakingly good-looking (of course, this is subjective), people would pay you to kick them in the te$ticles. Or you can be Natalie Portman. If you are either one of the previously mentioned, traffic could come to your website pretty easily and making money for you. If you are the third option, my number is…