“If it is, it can be stolen.” – Mark 21.02.08

343755213_78308c811d_m.jpg Okay, for Metro (London) readers, you can turn away now. Nothing new here.

If you haven’t heard of this incident, you’re in for a real treat!

We all know what bridges are like, yes?

We all know what 4 tonnes feel like, yes? Well, we can’t – but we can hazard a guess that it’s pretty damn heavy.

Here’s the question:

How do you steal a 4-tonne bridge?

Well, I haven’t got a clue. But this woman in Cheb, on the border of Czech Republic might. She stole one!

The police said: “We are not sure if it was taken for personal use or for its scrap value.”

Personal use? To link her boat house and her reception room?

Why didn’t anyone ask the most important question in this scenario:

How big was that woman?

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