This, my friends, is a Spongebob rectal tester. Why, God, WHY?
Okay this is for kids, and the manufacturer says that it has been designed so that kids would let you pop a tester in their bum. This is when merchandising goes completely ****ed! The people behind things like that ought to be dragged outside and shot.
Let’s sit back and wonder about these: United Colors of Benetton condoms (to make fashionable girls sleep with you? ) keroppi and hello kitty condoms (paedos?). It’s just weird. It’s even weirder that Benetton condoms in Japan, which were meant to be a marketing ploy in the first place, is actually one of the bestsellers and are up there with Sagami (Japan’s Durex) and the actual Durex.
What next? Hello kitty pregnancy tests? Some things just SHOULD NOT go together. I don’t even want to imagine…