Audi and Beemer pulls hair, Subaru pulls both their ears, Bentley comes in and makes them their bitches!

April 28, 2009 in Ads cetera, Engine room, Funny signs
Tags: audi, bentley, bmw, cars, m3, rs4, subaru, wrx

Freckly faced Audi come in with pigtails, sees BMW, and sticks out her tongue.

BMW, with her beret and larger build, throws her lollipop onto the ground and flicks Audi.

A fight ensues.

Both juvees pull each others’ hair.

Playing in a nearby sandbox is our Asian weird-girl with a huge ass, thick glasses and braces (a good heart nonetheless) who sees this and tries to stop the fight.

They wouldn’t let go of each other so our asian weirdo pulls both their ears.

OUCH.

As Godzilla give a lecture, a shadow creeps up from behind and towers above all three.

They all look up.

Eclipsed by the scorching sun, they see a grinning British bulldog, doll’s head in one hand and body in the other.

Audi, BMW and Subaru split in 3 different directions at 120mph.

British fatty wins the day.

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In Europe and Asia, Audi and BMW have never been openly seen to go head to head this conspicuously.

But in America, they do things somewhat differently.

All via MarketingGuy

(image courtesy of 37Signals)

(image courtesy of thetalentjungle)

(image courtesy of thetalentjungle)

(image courtesy of thetalentjungle)

(image courtesy of thetalentjungle)

Jason of 37Signals asked “What would you do if you were Audi?”

Truth be told, I’d be tempted to put up a new billboard with the same car but with the price actually advertised. Typically Audi has better value for money, spec-wise.

So, the billboard could say:

“o-60 in $43,000”

(the M3 costs almost 50% more at $67k+)

Well, asking the same question, what should Audi do?