Posts Tagged ‘calculations’

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After doing some dumbfounding calculations, I have mind-blowing evidence that life is crap.

Of all my years on this planet, trying to make my way into the community and making a lidabidamoolah,
I’ve wasted:

6 months waiting for traffic lights to turn green

2 years looking for things

and most frighteningly,

ALMOST 9 YEARS ASLEEP!

If you have a regime by which I can sleep less and still be as productive (or unproductive) as I am now, please do let me know.