Posts Tagged ‘italy’
This is a real, undoctored photograph of a unicorn discovered in Italy.
Ahem. This, is a real undoctored photograph of a deer born in Italy with weird genetic mutation, leaving it with only one horn when its twin has two, Like all normal deer. This fella has been nicknamed ‘Unicorn’.
It is unsure how many of such cases there are, but we’re pretty sure PETA and RSPCA are going to get reports of some sick bastard hailing this news as a propchecy and setting chickens on fire, screaming “THE PHOENIX RISES, SHE RISES!”. Stop that shit!
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I’ve always been a table fan. I mean, Mario fan. I was delighted when I saw this table, which kind of combines the two of all the Italian things I like: Mario and mosaic tiles. Then there’s pizza, pasta, olives, Armani, Gucci, Miu Miu, Sicily, Monica Belucci et cetera et cetera. Then there’s Ferrari, too.
To make a Mario table:
All you need is an old coffee table – I have one from IKEA that cost me £7 and has lasted me ages. Good timing since the surface is full of beer and coffee stains and left over pasta which has hardened to form the surface of Mars!
Then you need some mosaic tiles. Go find someone who hasn’t decorated his or her kitchen/bathroom since the 60’s and nick it.
Glue them onto the table as per this image.
source: kotaku [dot]com